Tumblr (3.0; @gxrbexr-blog)http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/<p>OH MY GOD THIS IS SO OLD</p>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/164177357656http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/164177357656Mon, 14 Aug 2017 11:05:09 -0400mun speaks;<p>.</p>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/135186412361http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/135186412361Mon, 14 Dec 2015 09:43:38 -0500outofalgorithms;;OMG IT'S BEEN SO LONG<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ab94c17377883c14917b050d344742e/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a7d6b6f25c02db073bbf17d22b8ee0e1/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/post/129683828454">dixbolicxl</a>:</p><blockquote><h2>               "<small><a href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">Hartley Van Dusen</a> is a piece of shit asshole <br/>                     who doesn’t even call me back!</small>“</h2> <br/><br/><h1>                                  Fucking. Casanova. </h1></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/131786443211http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/131786443211Fri, 23 Oct 2015 22:48:45 -0400self promoTHIS GUY FUCKS<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://judicem.tumblr.com/post/131749717400">judicem</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devoureress.tumblr.com/post/129889827019">devoureress</a>:</p><blockquote><figure data-orig-height="107" data-orig-width="107" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3ca8fe2300bcc618df42cb3c4e8a7796/tumblr_inline_nv9lxwz5eG1txelll_540.png"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/0463cdab34add4f6a365296df0d9ab4b/tumblr_inline_pdted3FkJT1r01eob_540.png" data-orig-height="107" data-orig-width="107" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3ca8fe2300bcc618df42cb3c4e8a7796/tumblr_inline_nv9lxwz5eG1txelll_540.png"/></figure><p><small>     “Then why are you over <i>there </i>and not over <b>here </b>between them?”</small></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/af0ec614c3ca087744fd384f097c00ae/tumblr_inline_nwoh7tKa7I1trx099_540.png"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/0b9f416c84408873835f6d5e662ef05b/tumblr_inline_pdted5w4JE1r01eob_540.png" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/af0ec614c3ca087744fd384f097c00ae/tumblr_inline_nwoh7tKa7I1trx099_540.png"/></figure><p><small>             “It is rude to keep a lady waiting, Garrus. Ammit’s patience only lasts so long.”</small></p></blockquote><figure data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/d438d903d6b15fb8bde261d873922045/tumblr_inline_nwpe90BcwC1r01eob_540.jpg" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100"/></figure><p><small>&ldquo;Thanks but I don&rsquo;t need your encouragement Ro-nan.&rdquo;</small></p>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/131786245871http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/131786245871Fri, 23 Oct 2015 22:44:54 -0400judicemdevoureress░The Goddess░I forgot what I fucking named this threesome lmfao<figure data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/40afe5ab6a35547cf1072b9881d46803/tumblr_inline_nvg3hwughC1sa0lae_540.png"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f33e0deedbfbe0b532215c109f0c9601/tumblr_inline_pdted3F4gP1r01eob_540.png" class="" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/40afe5ab6a35547cf1072b9881d46803/tumblr_inline_nvg3hwughC1sa0lae_540.png"/></figure><blockquote><p><small>[ Totally forgot I’m filming Ted Talks this weekend, <b>Friday and Saturday Oct. 2nd &amp; 3rd</b> from almost all day. Just throwing out a reminder I’ll be gone! ]</small></p></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/130140888341http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/130140888341Tue, 29 Sep 2015 13:06:06 -0400reblogging for this accountoutofalgorithms;;<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ab94c17377883c14917b050d344742e/tumblr_nvg48hgU1G1ttn5txo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a7d6b6f25c02db073bbf17d22b8ee0e1/tumblr_nvg48hgU1G1ttn5txo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/post/130137315904">dixbolicxl</a>:</p><blockquote><h2>               "<small><a href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">Hartley Van Dusen</a> is a piece of shit asshole <br/>                     who doesn’t even call me back!</small>“</h2> <br/><br/><h1>                                  Fucking. Casanova. </h1></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/130140871131http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/130140871131Tue, 29 Sep 2015 13:05:47 -0400this is where I've been for a bitI'm disgusting lmfaoself promopls follow and reblog!<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/fc01bc57c2ce3844f7c29607a3032234/tumblr_nvadjd1sUy1r6ljepo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129917372746http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129917372746Sat, 26 Sep 2015 11:13:13 -0400face;;he's disgustingi luv him<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ab94c17377883c14917b050d344742e/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a7d6b6f25c02db073bbf17d22b8ee0e1/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/post/129683828454">dixbolicxl</a>:</p><blockquote><h2>               "<small><a href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">Hartley Van Dusen</a> is a piece of shit asshole <br/>                     who doesn’t even call me back!</small>“</h2> <br/><br/><h1>                                  Fucking. Casanova. </h1></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129917106216http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129917106216Sat, 26 Sep 2015 11:08:27 -0400promowhispers: if i said this was me would you follow?self promo<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/c73613148c47accc1949d6eb59ce0cca/tumblr_nv9jtqwvVj1uzk56xo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://devoureress.tumblr.com/post/129887555164">devoureress</a>:</p><blockquote><p> ᴡʜʏ sʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ɪ ʀᴇᴛʀᴀᴄᴛ ᴍʏ ᴄʟᴀᴡs ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ﹖ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴅᴏ ɪ ᴇᴀʀɴ ғʀᴏᴍ ᴘʟᴀʏɪɴɢ ɴɪᴄᴇ﹖ ɪ’ʟʟ ᴄʜᴏᴋᴇ ᴏɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴄʀɪᴇs ɪ ʟᴇᴀᴠᴇ ɪɴ ᴍʏ ᴛʜʀᴏᴀᴛ. ɪ ᴀᴍ ɴᴏᴛ sᴏʀʀʏ. ɪғ ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀɴɢʀʏ﹐ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴀɴɢʀʏ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʙʟɪɴᴅɪɴɢ ʟɪɢʜᴛ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ʀᴀɢᴇ ﹠ sʜᴀᴋʏ ʜᴀɴᴅs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴠᴇɴᴏᴍ ﹠ ᴛᴇᴀʀʏ ᴇʏᴇs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ʟᴀᴜɢʜ ᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴊᴏᴋᴇs. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴜᴄᴋ ᴍʏ ғᴀɴɢs ᴀᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ sᴍɪʟᴇ ғᴏʀ ʏᴏᴜ. ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʟᴏᴏᴋ ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴇᴀᴅ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇʏᴇ ﹠ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ sᴘɪᴛ ᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴇᴇᴛʜ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴍɪɴᴇ.<br/></p> <h2><i>                                                         <b> <a href="http://devoureress.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">GO AHEAD & TRY ME</a>.</b></i></h2></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129917049751http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129917049751Sat, 26 Sep 2015 11:07:24 -0400PromoOH MY GOOOODDDDFollow the wifeI so serious follow the bae and the light of my lifethe fruit of my loins <video id='embed-61153d49b2a05272812809' class='crt-video crt-skin-default' width='400' height='400' poster='https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nuqu6exUVY1sl43pr_frame1.jpg' preload='none' muted data-crt-video data-crt-options='{"autoheight":null,"duration":10,"hdUrl":false,"filmstrip":{"url":"http://38.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_nuqu6exUVY1sl43pr_filmstrip.jpg","width":"200","height":"200"}}' crossOrigin='anonymous' > <source src="https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_nuqu6exUVY1sl43pr.mp4" type="video/mp4"> </video> <br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blondebiotic.tumblr.com/post/129722576259">blondebiotic</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://tmblr.co/m3QUj_q0ByaN2SgJXe5eG7A">gxrbexr</a> </p></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129722745596http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129722745596Wed, 23 Sep 2015 14:12:33 -0400otp: such sass much shakarianwhen your girl calls you out<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3092f1b5f35a923187e7adec133e1b1e/tumblr_nfaz3wDVIK1qgavwyo1_500.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/51def6be73ecd7749f6ddd9e555324f5/tumblr_nfaz3wDVIK1qgavwyo2_500.gifv"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cmdrcullywully.tumblr.com/post/129716713281">cmdrcullywully</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a href="http://tmblr.co/m3QUj_q0ByaN2SgJXe5eG7A">gxrbexr</a></p></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129721088216http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129721088216Wed, 23 Sep 2015 13:40:33 -0400brotp: calibratorsi'm actually just sitting here thinking how likethey're so awkwardand cuteand confident in their military backgroundbut likesecretly tell each other they're best friendslike losersand then go back to being awkwardor standing in a barand all these women are likelosing itbut they're so awkward they're likewha?the inquisitor/commander likes me????<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cmdrcullywully.tumblr.com/post/129716507656">cmdrcullywully</a>:</p><blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://beigency.tumblr.com/post/129640855747">beigency</a>:</p><blockquote><p> “Bro, bring everything you need”</p> <p>“Okay”<br/></p> <p>“Bro, why didn’t you bring anything?”</p> <p>“You’re my everything, bro”</p> <p>“Bro”</p> <p>“Bro” <br/></p></blockquote><p><a href="http://tmblr.co/m3QUj_q0ByaN2SgJXe5eG7A">gxrbexr</a></p></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129720989341http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129720989341Wed, 23 Sep 2015 13:38:44 -0400brotp: calibratorsTHIS ISUGHSO THEM<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cmdrcullywully.tumblr.com/post/129696163681">cmdrcullywully</a>:</p><blockquote><figure data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f2cba06f5a8144d226f784a5e3ff81b/tumblr_inline_nv4accLJiU1t5b92b_540.jpg"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/e5d2f452b1223ecbdca8a1d7414425c0/tumblr_inline_pdted3Ei5a1r01eob_540.jpg" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3f2cba06f5a8144d226f784a5e3ff81b/tumblr_inline_nv4accLJiU1t5b92b_540.jpg"/></figure><p><small>       “…but it’s not good?”<br/></small></p> <p><small>at least he thought it was.</small></p></blockquote><figure data-orig-height="97" data-orig-width="100"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/09a8c8803b0ab660d2b00a175105241f/tumblr_inline_nv4y1eG18H1r01eob_500.gif" data-orig-height="97" data-orig-width="100"/></figure><p><small>&ldquo;Men of war were made to do only one thing Cullen.&rdquo;<br/>    &quot;To calibrate our rifles and to order food out.&ldquo;</small></p>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129713344076http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129713344076Wed, 23 Sep 2015 11:09:50 -0400cmdrcullywullyyessssi want roomie auwith all the dorkiness between themWAHAHAHAHAVarric comes over and he's likeOkay they're both working out together in the living room this is weird<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3026edc9bc40bb31be4efb2d408a6543/tumblr_n421igu9zE1qa71fyo1_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/c7a0c51cb2362aec6bfea1368e8b1fa0/tumblr_n421igu9zE1qa71fyo2_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/2428a29a9374e98a920151a721129e1b/tumblr_n421igu9zE1qa71fyo3_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/afb587ddca359ae6c7b82f0e1352c97e/tumblr_n421igu9zE1qa71fyo4_250.gifv"/><br/> <br/>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712843026http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712843026Wed, 23 Sep 2015 10:59:36 -0400I want John Cusack to be Lee's older brother in everythingbiologicalin filmughoutofalgorithms;;delete later<p>.</p>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712758401http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712758401Wed, 23 Sep 2015 10:57:47 -0400outofalgorithms;;I feel like I was inspired by Jessi and High Fidelity<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ab94c17377883c14917b050d344742e/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a7d6b6f25c02db073bbf17d22b8ee0e1/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/post/129683828454">dixbolicxl</a>:</p><blockquote><h2>               "<small><a href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">Hartley Van Dusen</a> is a piece of shit asshole <br/>                     who doesn’t even call me back!</small>“</h2> <br/><br/><h1>                                  Fucking. Casanova. </h1></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712647316http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712647316Wed, 23 Sep 2015 10:55:34 -0400promoFOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOWAND INTERACT PLS:d<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blondebiotic.tumblr.com/post/129696456134">blondebiotic</a>:</p><blockquote><blockquote><p><small><a href="http://tmblr.co/m3QUj_q0ByaN2SgJXe5eG7A">gxrbexr</a></small></p></blockquote> <figure data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3b652b0df5d837a9358d9cb60b55482f/tumblr_inline_nv4aqadOcs1t0j5xu_540.png"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/5234b18c32eba2189a51799ea0ad218d/tumblr_inline_pdted3OsJX1r01eob_540.png" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100" data-orig-src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3b652b0df5d837a9358d9cb60b55482f/tumblr_inline_nv4aqadOcs1t0j5xu_540.png"/></figure><p><small>“Gar’s a terrible liar.”</small><br/></p></blockquote><figure data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/b5686ac189d91aa9cc5761b2bf64d104/tumblr_inline_nv4xa6aSrS1r01eob_540.jpg" data-orig-height="100" data-orig-width="100"/></figure><p><small>&ldquo;&ndash;When have I ever lied?&rdquo;</small></p>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712515491http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129712515491Wed, 23 Sep 2015 10:52:50 -0400blondebioticHILLARYotp: such sass much shakarianUH UHYOU TRYNNA BRING THE JOHN CENA?<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/2ab94c17377883c14917b050d344742e/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/a7d6b6f25c02db073bbf17d22b8ee0e1/tumblr_nv3zmaBRVj1ttn5txo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/post/129683828454">dixbolicxl</a>:</p><blockquote><h2>               "<small><a href="http://dixbolicxl.tumblr.com/" class="tumblr_blog">Hartley Van Dusen</a> is a piece of shit asshole <br/>                     who doesn’t even call me back!</small>“</h2> <br/><br/><h1>                                  Fucking. Casanova. </h1></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129687484231http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129687484231Tue, 22 Sep 2015 23:42:12 -0400promo<figure data-orig-height="85" data-orig-width="100"><img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/eb89fe4f32e7bb26f46626545322ffff/tumblr_inline_nv25ioUFQM1r01eob_500.gif" data-orig-height="85" data-orig-width="100"/></figure><p><small>          &quot;&hellip;I&rsquo;ve had </small><big><big><b> worse</b></big></big>.&ldquo;<br/><br/><i><small>In reference to Commander Cullen&rsquo;s Cooking. </small></i></p>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129614076196http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129614076196Mon, 21 Sep 2015 22:58:56 -0400outofalgorithms;;cmdrcullywullyWHT IF WE DID AN AU WHERE THEY'RE ROOMMATESBEING ROOMMATES?UGHalsoI'm not writing until I get more iconsthis has just been declaredam not sorry;_;<img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/633f8928dcd425d7f06efc0f0e809179/tumblr_nubwdkLr5Y1u139s5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inxhuman.tumblr.com/post/128592552762">inxhuman</a>:</p><blockquote><h2><i>like this post if you give me permission to:</i></h2> <ul><li><small>tag you in random starters<br/></small></li> <li><small>send you memes and/or headcanons</small></li> <li><small>message you for plotting</small></li> <li><small>make/write things for you</small></li> <li><small>generally bother you with mitchell</small></li> </ul></blockquote>http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129611354626http://chroniccalibrator.co.vu/post/129611354626Mon, 21 Sep 2015 22:19:16 -0400reblogs;tbh i always wanted a being human verse